Hello,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.
I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
Hello, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
——幽默式英语自我介绍 (菁华3篇)
Dear interviewers: hello, I am XX, a fresh graduate from X class of XXXX commercial bank. First of all, I would like to thank guangfa bank for giving me such a chance to show myself. I have a detailed description of my situation on my resume. I would like to talk about my knowledge of this recruitment. In the school of finance let me away with the four years of study life 4 years, I learned about the financial aspects of the system of professional knowledge, such as finance, commercial Banks, the central bank theory and practice, etc. I believe that with the growth of national economy, Banks have not only been undertaking the business of storage, but also more of a kind of credit intermediary.
The bank has gradually developed into an undesirable financial institution for ordinary people. Being able to work in the bank is the first choice for our financial graduates. And our school in the area of graduate employment is for us to make a system of employment system, such as for counting, PiaoBi zhang, wubi typing and other professional skills to the necessary training and examination. The school also arranged for us to take part in various social practice, especially in icbc's practice, let my working environment, familiar with the bank to understand the basic workflow and business operations of bank lobby, the lobby is indispensable to Banks, it is the appearance of the bank, is banking business, the bank and the bridge of the people. On this post is just not only reflect my master degree of professional knowledge, more important is that it can cultivate my patience, consciousness, strain potential, my work straight the manner, so I value the chance you are hiring. If I can succeed, I must strive to be recognized by the enterprise and the customer is satisfied.
Employees. Thank you very much!
Dear teachers, good afternoon:
It is a great honor for me to attend the interview there and have the opportunity to consult and learn from teachers. Meanwhile, I am able to present myself to you through this interview.
I am the number * candidate for this interview. ***, Mongolian. In July, 2009, I graduated from **** *** college **** * college. In the four years of college, I learned the basic knowledge of economics, management, finance and law. I have excellent performance in college, and I have obtained the excellent social practice papers of the college. In the winter vacation of 2006, I used to conduct holiday social practice in welfare homes and nursing homes, helping disabled children with their lessons, and taking care of some of the elderly living in the elderly. During this period, I improved my potential to communicate with others and cultivated a good sense of service.
I have a cheerful personality and a sense of responsibility. Meanwhile, I am rigorous and serious. The bank's work is usually trivial, and my advantage is that I can concentrate on the trivial *. My basic outlook on life is an optimistic struggle, which makes me pay more attention to spiritual life, such as working partners and recognizing my working environment.
Albert Einstein once said, "what is expected of a man is nothing more than his full strength and devotion to a cause." I think this job can realize my life value, I hope teachers can recognize me, give me this opportunity, thank you.
My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from xx university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:
First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and ***yze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.
Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm ***ysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to ap* for the position of your bank.
In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.
If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.
——幽默英语自我介绍范本十份
My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from xx university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:
First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and ***yze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.
Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm ***ysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to ap*** for the position of your bank.
In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.
If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.
幽默英语自我介绍范文
下面是小编给大家准备的'幽默的英语自我介绍的范文，欢迎大家阅读参考!
幽默英语自我介绍范文【1】
Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me.
Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly.
Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book.
Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous.
Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
幽默英语自我介绍范文【2】
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.
I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20**.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 20**, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 20**,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.
Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.
Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment.
That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
幽默英语自我介绍范文【3】
Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.
I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.
There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.
My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.
幽默英语自我介绍范文【4】
Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all.
I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...
It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family.
My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.
You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
Good morning/afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is my great honor to be here and have this interview.
First of all, may I introduce myself please. My name is ....I"m ...years old. And I"ve just graduated from ... High School. I"m an active and optimistic person in daily life, and I like singing, shopping and watching TV with friends very much.
And most impotantly, I would like to let you know that, I"ve been interested in universities/institues of International relations, espeically its majors and environments, since my first year in high school. and I"ve also tried to know some more about them in my free time. My total points of the university entrance examination might not be good enough for our shool, however, I"ll be grateful if I have the chance to be a student here, and I"ll do my best in my study and college life and be an useful person in the furture.
Thank you very much!
Good afternoon and nice to see you at this sunny afternoon.
I am very glad to be here for interview.
My name is YYX . I come from DLUFL and my major is english special lised in business.
Computer, books, films and climbing moutains are my favourite.
I have been a class president for nearly 4 years, and I also have been an interpreter at Dalian Garment Fair for twice.
I think all these exprience and my responsibility, creating thinking and passion would make me qualify for this job.
And what's more, my laptop computer is HP, so I have a better way to recgonize HP.
I believe that it would be a challenge and a chance for me to be a HP man.
That's all ,Thank you so much!
Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
大家好，我是你们班的新老师，以后负责上你们班的英语（英国历史）课。
相信大家都已经通过各种渠道多少了解了一点关于我的信息，我名字叫xx，很高兴能够成为你们的'老师，我是一位英语老师，你们印象中的英语老师是怎么样的？
请大家给我点意见，我想知道你们希望我成为一个什么样的老师？ 有没有信心让我们共同努力，把英语这门课学好？
Good afternoon and nice to see you at this sunny afternoon.
I am very glad to be here for interview.
My name is YYX . I come from DLUFL and my major is english special lised in business.
Computer, books, films and climbing moutains are my favourite.
I have been a class president for nearly 4 years, and I also have been an interpreter at Dalian Garment Fair for twice.
I think all these exprience and my responsibility, creating thinking and passion would make me qualify for this job.
And what's more, my laptop computer is HP, so I have a better way to recgonize HP.
I believe that it would be a challenge and a chance for me to be a HP man.
That's all ,Thank you so much!
Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,its a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.
Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, dont expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
我是一名有着5年教龄的英语教师，来到xx中学任教之前，一直工作在xx中学，现在也是一名“菜鸟”啦！
在5年的教育教学实践中，通过自己的努力和各学科老师的帮助，逐步形成了自己的教学风格，注重身教，师生相处和谐，有较强的课堂组织调控能力和课程创新能力。
过去的`成绩已经随着原来学校的消失而灰飞烟灭，我将以一名新教师的状态开始我在xx中学的工作。在xx中学富有特色教育教学管理模式的熏陶下，在这温馨和谐的大家庭里，我一定充分发挥自己的优点，积极投身庐中教育，成为一名优秀的教师。
Let's go！
Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,its a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, dont expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
——大学幽默的英语自我介绍(精选5篇)
Hi, guys. As you know, were fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, its somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesnt matter at all. Im here just for practicing my English. Its very important of your support. Lets go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. Im from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because its a secret of a ladys age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, Im not so clear.
Good morning, my name is xx, it is a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today.
Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 22 years old, born in Guangdong province,and I am currently a senior student at Guangzhou X university. My major is X. And I will get my bachelor degree after my graduation in June. In the past4 years, I spent most of my time on study, I have passed CET4/6. And I haveacquired basic knowledge of X and X both in theory and in practice.
I think I’m a good team player and I’m a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
Good morning/afternoon. It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview. I hope I can make a good performance today.My name is --. I am 20 years old，born in a little village in Southern Zhejiang. My parents are farmers,and I am the only child. Though not well-to-do，the family always be hopeful.
My major is engineering technology. I will graduate in July，20--. I have some hobbies like listening to music，swimming，and especially seeing western movies. In the passed two years，I have learned some practical skills and gained some major certificates. I paid more attention to learn Engling，and I have passed CET4 in my efforts. I am looking forward to becoming a member of your company . Thankyou!
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today. Im confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20xx.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 20xx, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao use Im capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 20xx,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test use I want to change my working environment, Id like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think Im a good team player and Im a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
Good morning, my name is ---, it is a great honor to have this opportunity for an interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today.Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 22 years old, born in Guangdong province,and I am currently a senior student at Guangzhou -- university. My major is --.
And I will get my bachelor degree after my graduation in June. In the past4 years, I spent most of my time on study, I have passed CET4/6. And I haveacquired basic knowledge of -- and -- both in theory and in practice.I think I’m a good team player and I’m a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under pressure.That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
——个人幽默的自我介绍 (菁华3篇)
大家好！
欢迎光临我们大连，我就是大连旅游届最富有才华、英俊潇洒、玉树临风、风流倜傥、高大威猛、人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁、美貌与智慧结合、英雄与侠义化身、人见人爱、车见车载，为司机师傅可以两肋叉倒，为客人可以叉师傅两刀，呵呵跟大家开个玩笑啊，活跃一下我们车里的气愤。
我叫XXX是大家本次在大连的导游，大家可以叫我小X，很高兴在这茫茫人海中与大家相遇，我相信这是我们的缘分，俗话说的好百年修得同船度，咱们也是百年修得同车缘。既然大家在大连遇见我为大家服务，我一定会让大家玩的开心、玩的尽兴。希望我们的服务会给你们带来，在家千日好、出门也不难的感觉`````现在我以一首歌来开始我们的行程啦。大家请鼓起您的金掌、银掌、仙人掌、为我小X鼓鼓掌。（唱歌）介绍行程。
同学们：
俗话说：“笑一笑，十年少”。其实，微笑不仅能让你年轻，还是一座沟通人际关系的桥梁，一剂化解人们矛盾的良药。
你听说过关于日本原一*先生的故事吗？
原一*本是一位极其普通*凡的保险推销员，他相貌**，身高只有158厘米，但是，他为什么能成为日本家喻户晓，妇孺皆知的名人呢？正是因为他有事没事就研究微笑，对着一面随身携带的小镜子练*，并把这些微笑应用到工作中去，才走向了成功，成为鼎鼎有名的人。
原一*在工作中，在生活中，一共研究出了39种微笑，并且自己也将这39种微笑练得非常自然。有的微笑能让人感到温暖，有的微笑能让人感到亲切，有的微笑能带给人们力量，有的微笑能让烦躁不安的人立刻安静下来，有的微笑能让你不由自主地去聆听。
正是他的微笑，才让人乐意购买他推销的保险，认为他推销的保险有百利而无一害；正是他的微笑，让客户与他成为无话不谈、无事不说的知心朋友。
记得一次去医院看病，我坐在椅子上排队等待，一个男的对着护士说：“你们这是怎么搞的？医生约了我上午9点整来，你自己看看都已经9点40分了。”我本以为护士肯定会以牙还牙，然后两人会大动干戈，谁知，护士却微笑着对那个男的说：“先生，实在很抱歉，人太多了，我进去帮您看看，也催一下。请您稍等。”过了一会儿，只看见那个护土微笑着说：“先生，到您了，请进去。”我不禁佩服起这个护士来，过了一会儿，那个男的出来了，他找到刚才一直对他微笑的护土，诚恳地说：“刚才实在对不起，请原谅。”护士依旧微笑着说：“没关系的。”
可见，微笑有时候还能化干戈为玉帛。
微笑能让别人对你所怀的顾虑在一瞬间消失；微笑能让你与别人的关系融洽；微笑是沟通彼此心灵的无声语言。既然如此，那么，朋友，就请大方起来，请别吝啬你的微笑。
谢谢大家！
我是一个对理想有着执着追求的人，坚信是金子总会发光。大学毕业后的工作，让我在文案策划方面有了很大的提高，文笔流畅，熟悉传媒工作、广告学制作与设计等工作方面。为人热情，活泼，大方，本人好学上进，诚信、敬业、责任心强，有强烈的团体精神，对工作认真积极，严谨负责。
本人性格内外结合，适应能力强，为人诚实，有良好的人际交往能力，具备相关的专业知识和认真。细心、耐心的工作态度及良好的职业道德修养。相信团体精神的我对工作认真负责，总希望能把事情做得更好！性格开朗，对文字语言和数字敏感，对生活充满希望，对工作充满热情！能在短期间内适应新环境，有强烈的品质意识；对工作认真负责，上进心强！懂电脑基本操作，熟练小键盘操作！
我的理念是：在年轻的季节我甘愿吃苦受累，只愿通过自己富有激情、积极主动的努力实现自身价值并在工作中做出最大的贡献：作为初学者，我具备出色的学*能力并且乐于学*、敢于创新，不断追求卓越；作为参与者，我具备诚实可信的品格、富有团队合作精神；作为领导者，我具备做事干练、果断的风格，良好的沟通和人际协调能力。受过系统的经济文化相关专业知识训练，有很强的忍耐力、意志力和吃苦耐劳的品质，对工作认真负责，积极进取，个性乐观执着，敢于面对困难与挑战。
为了企业公司的利益而早想，为了在企业公司付出个人的思想文化能力水*，尽心尽力的忠诚于企业公司，企业公司这样才有利于我的发展目标，去脚踏实地奋斗实现我的`梦想，追求一些生活物资财富等。努力的为企业公司慢慢的壮观强大的发展起来，成功的阶段慢慢的有所提高，在社会上可以抬得起头，在社会上出名知名度和良好的方面。在企业公司上贡献我的人生价值和风度能力水*，在社会上全方面的体会出来。
看过了我的个人简历自我介绍信息的企业公司领导人们，请合格同意批准我进入企业公司的工作方面，积极面对企业公司的工作，适合企业公司环境的范围，投入企业公司工作方面的用途和了解，慢慢的*惯起来这企业公司的这一项目职业道路的发展空间。。
如果有幸能进入贵公司，我会保持“一荣俱荣，永争第一”的企业精神，全身心的工作，为企业创造利益，希望领导考虑我，谢谢！
——幽默入职自我介绍 (菁华3篇)
一、基本情况
男，**年出生（真实年龄决不瞒报），无婚史、现居**。本人性格开朗，为人真诚，无不良嗜好（抽烟、偶尔和朋友小聚喝点但最多5瓶啤酒；也算情理之中），健康状况良好，各个部位都运作正常。**省**人。家中有瓦房二套，没车。事业有待发展。
二、功能介绍
1、嘴巴——能说会道，相信你拥有肯定不会寂寞。
2、肩膀——两个，你可以依靠、可以当枕头、可骑……
3、手——当然是一双，寒冷的时候可以抱紧你，夏天还可以帮你赶蚊子……
4、脚——能承受62公斤重量，只要你我加起来不超过250斤就能背你一辈子。
5、心——无论何时何地，永远只想你！
6、身体——从此勿需热水袋电热毯，专家说人体恒温37.5。绝对禁久耐用，而且实惠。最重要的是省电！
7、脑——想偷懒不做家务吗？剪刀、石头、布，公*解决，切记，我只出布，屡试屡败！
8、决不难看，作老公最合适。
三、优势分析
1、对人总是热情中带着真诚（不包括我的情敌）。
2、是老婆最好而且唯一的出气筒（只限两个人的时候）。
3、性格开朗、善良、理智和冲动并存的混合型选手，只分析问题，不用暴力解决问题（除老婆受伤害时）。
4、为人专一、一花一果型、可放心交出全部感情。我真的是好孩子！
四、劣势分析
1、想要钓金龟的女生请止步，虽然我也很想满足你们，但是我真的还没多少钱。
2、整天充满幻想的女孩也留步，生活不是童话故事，我是个只认现实不求虚幻的人。
3、如果我真的爱上你，我会对你很好，好到你想逃（努力改正中）。
4、想了半天我还只想到这几条。
5、最后一定要孝敬老人，善良热爱生活，要有进取心！身高（160左右，体重42—56kg左右，本人172，62kg）
五、机会点分析
1、我是找老婆，不是来玩的。
2、吃减肥药的、一天往酒吧钻好几趟的、视ktv如亲爹者勿扰。
3、有抽烟嗜好者走开，偶尔抽一两根者除外。女人有时抽烟的样子真的很美，但我真的不想在家的时候你发我一根，我发你一根抽个没完。
4、管家婆型的靠边，我有一个妈已经够了。（恐龙谢绝）
5、温柔、可爱、善良、喜欢小动物者（老鼠除外）优先。
6、有理想、有目标、热爱一切美好事物者（不包括金钱）优先。
7、喜欢做美食而且做的很好者优先。我们可以切磋一下！
8、有固定工作、且热爱工作、对未来充满憧憬（不包括工作狂）者优先
我是个20岁的男孩，为什么叫男孩呢。因为我的心还是很幼小的。我是个快就要成年的男人，为什么叫男人呢。因为我有男人所有的东西。
哈哈。其实我自己也不是很了解自己的啦，我外表看上去永远是快乐的.，内心却未必。我为很多是担心，操心，劳心，费心，死心!
我觉得一个人有痛苦才能体会快乐的存在，只有曾经的痛苦，才有如今的快乐。人的一生可以分几个阶段吧：幼年，童年，少年，青年，成年，中年，老年。我正处于的是青年，是个少年与成年的桥梁。我回忆少年，因为少年给我带来的无比的快乐;我向往成年，因为成年了就能做许多自己愿意做的事，不在受任何人的阻止和约束。人总要学着慢慢长大，我觉得我经历的也蛮多的了。。。
有很多人老问我为什么不要GF，其实呢我也想找个的，只是呢，觉得又没什么意思，找了只能和一个人好，不找还可以很很多人好呢，何必为了一棵树而放弃了整篇森林呢，你说呢?我比较喜欢的是朋友以上，恋人未满的关系。还有哦，我这人呢蛮相信缘分的，觉得如果有缘就一定能走到一起，我也正从系在我脚上的红线的一头觅到另一头!!巧的很，我在高二的时候认了个妹妹，虽然她不是很懂事，但我还是蛮珍惜的。人的一生能找到几个朋友呢，跟何况是妹妹呢，你说呢?
说了这么多，你还是很不怎么了解我吧。哈哈。那就来认识认识我呀，我很喜欢交朋友的啦。
大家好，我叫xxx，今年正好半百岁的一半年纪，正直青春年少，是一个大帅哥。虽然我戴了俩玻璃片，但还是帅的，并且说明我是智慧的。本人经验丰富，曾是一光荣的人民教师，一米七九的大个，比姚明短了那么一些，但比潘长江总要高那么半截。现如今，我在做it工作，不过我从不挨别人的踢，因为我会无影脚。小弟我初来乍到，还请大家多多关照。
——幽默风趣自我介绍优秀 (菁华3篇)
我很快乐，但我很孤独。
我很合群，但我很寞落。
我很幽默，但我很忧郁。
我一直试着把痛苦当作酒窝。
身着牛仔服，戴着网球帽。
不了解我的人，定我为一个深沉却又不纯粹的人，是一个思维如机械咬和器般咬和的人，裁定我是酷、冷，又有点呆板，这个星球上所有楞头的完美结合同一体，呵，还有完美呀，我心满意足了。半了解我的人，说我捉摸不定，象那五月的江南风，热烈却又有点扭捏，可以感觉得到，却捉不透，就想委托一家跨国公司做一个顶级口袋，把我象一阵风的转进去，可常常误得住上面，捂不住下面。说我坦率吧，同时又壳我含糊的如同大中华牌的浆糊，糊涂的没有一点常理，常常试着帮我洗牌，但这种人又常常不洗手。了解我的人，赞赏我没有心机，真诚、诚挚、淳朴，爱关心人，爱呵护人，尽管有时候婆婆妈妈比一个牙都补上的老太婆强不上多少，唠嗑起来一马*川，懒惰上神经一旦发作，说话就如同老黄牛披着老黄历拉破车，咯吱咯吱，虽破虽颠，却也韵味十足，不过，此段时光一般在常人忍耐范围之内，不会太长，推理一下，也不会太短。
认为我够朋友，够义气，有点本事，常常要与我共饮于夜黑风急的晚上，在海边的话，还有浪高这个场景，可我常常拿雪碧与白酒做化学反应，在他眼里只有酒杯的时候，我实在喝不了酒，是山水把我养大的，而不是酒水来做这项工作的，这是对男孩子而言的。对女孩子而言，我够可爱了，还没有小天使那么可爱，我够浪漫，但写不出如同莎士比亚的爱情剧本，小资产阶级情调浓郁，常写些小诗，小散文把之哄的飞转的如个陀螺似的，但我粗心又大意又二意的，让她体贴于我，又可恨于我，爱恨交加错踪于我的“三多”，多才多艺多情(脸皮厚达三千英尺)，论我是一个高风险高投资高收益的投资场所。完全了解我的人，不好意思，目前还没有，这一段会精彩吗，管他呢，先作足“单身贵族”的风采再说，因为这是缘分分内的事，因为她将成为伴我一生的天使。
我出生了两次。
第一次，一个医生从娘胎里把我拽出来，突然晕倒，一个护士闭上眼摸索着，把我塞了回去……
第二次我出生以后，医院所有的人都躲在太*间哭泣，院长自己抽自己的嘴巴子，怪自己有眼无珠，不该贪财接了我这个生意……
母爱是伟大的，她不嫌弃我，把我养大**，不过他在我脸上贴了一张骷髅照片，以减轻心理压力，面具伴随我到十岁。
十一岁那年，我上三年级，全班同学都是好奇心最重的时候，都拼命的想看看面具后的我到底什么样子，有个外号叫李大胆的同学趁我小便的时候一把扯下了我的面具，从此后，李大胆同学患上一种怪病，不会说话，目光呆滞，一天到晚什么也不干，对着一个人的头骨打死不眨眼，一闭上眼，就流泪不止……
校长上报了教育局，教育局派人来了，因为全校的同学都转学了，校长每天早上只能吃半碗稀饭，学校老师的工资已经两月没着落……
教育局的人见到我后，局长立刻辞职下海不干了，连锁反应，全国的教育机构解散……
我走在街上，路边的人全在狂吐不止，一群*从后边冲到我这里，忙不迭的给我戴红花，发奖杯，还给了我一个证书，上写：*的救星。
隔壁刘麻子的媳妇要跟他吹，说他的一脸麻子太恶心了，绝对要离!!!正巧我走到他们窗前，刘麻子老婆一见我，不说话了，拿出钱，到保险公司给刘麻子的麻子保了险，一个麻子一万……
又惊动了联合国(?为什么要说又呢)，安南无计可施，要求强迫我整容，可是没有成功，所有的整容医生见到我以后全部大哭不止，将*半数的医生进了精神病院，症状全部一样，什么也不会说，只有一句：丑……极品丑……
阿拉法特派专机来接我，要求我站在总统府门口，以抵抗以军的包围，我去站了一分钟，以军全军撤退，沙龙被迫辞职，巴勒斯坦举国欢腾，但当阿拉法特要介绍我这个民族英雄的时候，巴勒斯坦全国人民打着灯笼也找不到了……
一个作家找我，声泪俱下：我长这么大，最大的梦想就是得一次诺贝尔文学奖，可是现在的高手太厉害了……我有个绝招，只要我能在你面前写一部书，我一定能得奖!!!
我不信，于是他跟我待了一星期，写出一部长达五百万字的小说《地狱七日》，结果，连诺贝尔医学奖也被他拿了……
诺贝尔总部宣布，世界上要是能找出形容我面貌文字，就能得文学奖，结果，全部的作家都改行买*肉了，诺贝尔文学奖从此消失……
国家足协特招我进队，想借此真正冲出亚洲，在世界杯上，*队一球未失，每一场都是一个比分12:0，一人一个球，踢完了就在草坪上开野餐会，我一个人在球门前BBQ，对方球员包括守门员全部吐晕在地，裁判连红牌都掏出来了。
当然我们的队员也经过了循序渐进式的魔鬼训练，先看我的照片，然后看着我照片吃饭，然后再踢球……
大力神杯从此永久的留在了*，国外媒体评论我是魔鬼化身。
世界撒谎大赛开赛，各色人种的参赛选手开天辟地的狂吹乱侃，我走上台，只说了三个字就得了冠军，并且永久保留冠军头衔，我说：我不丑…….
我在夜里哭泣，对着月亮，轻声的问：我，好看吗?月亮上轻轻落下一个白色物体，我捡起来一看，是一只被九阴白骨爪捏死的小白兔……
我对着天空呼叫：神阿，我最丑吗?????
天空顿时滔滔大雨，落在我的身上，我摸了一把，竟然全是呕吐物……
我远离尘世，来到古老的城堡，我问魔镜：魔镜魔镜，这个世界上谁最丑，魔镜流着泪，自杀破裂……
天不容我，又为何生我?????
我怀恨在心，郁郁而终，谁知道，阎王爷下了*令，放我回人间……
于是我在人间游荡，闲来无事，上网玩，我想聊天，于是我申请QQ号码，谁知道……系统提示：由于您面目可憎(请原谅，我文学水*不高，只能解释到这个地步)本公司死也不会提供号码给您……
不知道，我这片东西，能不能发出。
我出生了两次。
第一次，一个医生从娘胎里把我拽出来，突然晕倒，一个护士闭上眼摸索着，把我塞了回去……
第二次我出生以后，医院所有的人都躲在太*间哭泣，院长自己抽自己的嘴巴子，怪自己有眼无珠，不该贪财接了我这个生意……
母爱是伟大的，她不嫌弃我，把我养大**，不过他在我脸上贴了一张骷髅照片，以减轻心理压力，面具伴随我到十岁。
十一岁那年，我上三年级，全班同学都是好奇心最重的时候，都拼命的想看看面具后的我到底什么样子，有个外号叫李大胆的同学趁我小便的时候一把扯下了我的面具，从此后，李大胆同学患上一种怪病，不会说话，目光呆滞，一天到晚什么也不干，对着一个人的头骨打死不眨眼，一闭上眼，就流泪不止……
校长上报了教育局，教育局派人来了，因为全校的同学都转学了，校长每天早上只能吃半碗稀饭，学校老师的工资已经两月没着落……
教育局的人见到我后，局长立刻辞职下海不干了，连锁反应，全国的教育机构解散……
我走在街上，路边的人全在狂吐不止，一群*从后边冲到我这里，忙不迭的给我戴红花，发奖杯，还给了我一个证书，上写：*的救星。
隔壁刘麻子的媳妇要跟他吹，说他的一脸麻子太恶心了，绝对要离!!!正巧我走到他们窗前，刘麻子老婆一见我，不说话了，拿出钱，到保险公司给刘麻子的麻子保了险，一个麻子一万……
又惊动了联合国(?为什么要说又呢)，安南无计可施，要求强迫我整容，可是没有成功，所有的整容医生见到我以后全部大哭不止，将*半数的医生进了精神病院，症状全部一样，什么也不会说，只有一句：丑……极品丑……
阿拉法特派专机来接我，要求我站在总统府门口，以抵抗以军的包围，我去站了一分钟，以军全军撤退，沙龙被迫辞职，巴勒斯坦举国欢腾，但当阿拉法特要介绍我这个民族英雄的时候，巴勒斯坦全国人民打着灯笼也找不到了……
一个作家找我，声泪俱下：我长这么大，最大的梦想就是得一次诺贝尔文学奖，可是现在的高手太厉害了……我有个绝招，只要我能在你面前写一部书，我一定能得奖!!!
我不信，于是他跟我待了一星期，写出一部长达五百万字的小说《地狱七日》，结果，连诺贝尔医学奖也被他拿了……
诺贝尔总部宣布，世界上要是能找出形容我面貌文字，就能得文学奖，结果，全部的作家都改行买*肉了，诺贝尔文学奖从此消失……
国家足协特招我进队，想借此真正冲出亚洲，在世界杯上，*队一球未失，每一场都是一个比分12:0，一人一个球，踢完了就在草坪上开野餐会，我一个人在球门前BBQ，对方球员包括守门员全部吐晕在地，裁判连红牌都掏出来了。
当然我们的队员也经过了循序渐进式的魔鬼训练，先看我的照片，然后看着我照片吃饭，然后再踢球……
大力神杯从此永久的留在了*，国外媒体评论我是魔鬼化身。
世界撒谎大赛开赛，各色人种的参赛选手开天辟地的狂吹乱侃，我走上台，只说了三个字就得了冠军，并且永久保留冠军头衔，我说：我不丑…….
我在夜里哭泣，对着月亮，轻声的问：我，好看吗?月亮上轻轻落下一个白色物体，我捡起来一看，是一只被九阴白骨爪捏死的小白兔……
我对着天空呼叫：神阿，我最丑吗?????
天空顿时滔滔大雨，落在我的身上，我摸了一把，竟然全是呕吐物……
我远离尘世，来到古老的.城堡，我问魔镜：魔镜魔镜，这个世界上谁最丑，魔镜流着泪，自杀破裂……
天不容我，又为何生我?????
我怀恨在心，郁郁而终，谁知道，阎王爷下了*令，放我回人间……
于是我在人间游荡，闲来无事，上网玩，我想聊天，于是我申请QQ号码，谁知道……系统提示：由于您面目可憎(请原谅，我文学水*不高，只能解释到这个地步)本公司死也不会提供号码给您……
不知道，我这片东西，能不能发出。
——幽默的相亲自我介绍 (菁华3篇)
30年前的惊蛰，当一声惊雷划过寂静的天空，我在初春乍暖还寒的风中来到这个世界，在福州这个滨海小城的寂静一隅，我躺在襁褓里仰望着天空中那个最浪漫的星座——双鱼座。 从此上苍又有两条美丽的鱼游到了人间，游进了我的身体，融化在血液里。
这是两条极性相反的鱼，一条静如处子，一条动如脱兔。它们深深的影响着我， 静的时候我崇文，动的时候我尚武。双鱼座如水般的柔情将这两种截然相反的性格完美的结合到我的身上，喜好诗词歌赋，器乐音律，绘画雕刻，是我崇文的一面，追求*传统武术，登山远足和球类运动给我带来的酣畅淋漓是我尚武的`表现。但是丰富的爱好填不满内心的孤独。不是因为空虚，而是知音难觅。
想找到一个能和我分享美丽心情的人。孤独的时候常会想到那句话"众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人却在灯火阑珊处"。每当夜幕降临这个繁华的城市，华灯初上的时候，星星点点的灯光里，哪一盏才是为我而亮的红烛，哪一扇窗的后面是等待我的温暖，又有那一双温柔的纤纤玉手为我抖落满身的风尘。也许那个冥冥之中早就注定了的人就在电波的那一端。我看不清茫茫人海中隔世的烟尘，却能倾听妳悸动的心跳。
如果妳就是我将要用尽一生的时光寻找的那个人，那么来吧，让我听到妳的心跳，也让我的心和妳一起跳动。当我们的目光交错的那一霎那，我的灵魂不再迷茫，我的内心不再孤独。一切的沸腾和喧嚣都因为妳的到来而安静下来，浮躁的心情也因为妳的出现而变得安宁。来吧，我在这个城市的一角，静静的等待，等待妳来临的脚步。
大家好！小弟是浙江浦江人，来萧山工作3年，今年25岁，在萧山万向集团上班，是一名工程师，待遇嘛，在萧山这边算不高不低，月*均5K，不含年终奖，现在有车，是一辆自动挡马6，20xx年11月份买的。补充下：我没有不良*惯，不抽烟，不喝酒（开车不喝酒的）
今年家里逼得急，25岁，马上26岁了，差不多要结婚年纪了，因为小弟*时工作，也不怎么出去混，（虽然不出去鬼混，但是我社交也还好）认识女的没几个，家里安排几次相亲，第一个是老师是老家的，但是考虑自己在杭州工作，两地分居恋，最终我放弃了，后来姐姐（有个亲姐姐，嫁在杭州）给我介绍杭州本地个女的，第一个，见了，不是我喜欢的类型，女孩子太花了，第一次见面就带她朋友去KTV，还坐男的大腿上，我顿时觉得此女子不靠谱，所以没考虑交往。
小弟不想因为年纪让家里操心，想在20xx年找到个对象，然后差不多的话就结婚，我喜欢自由恋爱，喜欢找个相貌不要太差，不是很自大的女人就行，有稳定工作，最好是杭州，萧山一代。
朋友要是你身边有单身MM，是杭州，萧山一代人，想找对象，可以介绍下认识，或者给我留言。
我叫李xx，来自江苏xx，是一所职业学校汽修专业的专业课教师。我在28岁之前呢，一直是享受那种众星拱月的感觉，一直都没有谈恋爱，就觉得自己一个人单身挺好的，周围好多男生都在追求我，多好啊。
到了28岁的时候才发现，好像已经不行了，我要赶快找一个好男人，把自己嫁了。所以今天我好不容易才鼓足了勇气站在这里，来寻求我生命中的另外一半。
同时呢我也想提醒一下，台上的包括台下的，还没有嫁人的这些妹妹们呀，趁自己年华最美好的时候，赶快找个好男人嫁了吧，不然等到我这个岁数的时候，多尴尬呀。
——幽默的面试自我介绍 (菁华3篇)
大家好！我是来自经济学系的——（停顿）你猜？！
哈哈，我叫xx，我的性格活泼开朗，喜欢广泛交友，*时也很喜欢参加各种活动，因此有着良好的人际关系。另外，我的思想比较活跃，经常有不错的创意和点子，我个性期望能够加入靑年志愿者协会，和大家一齐努力，策划出更多丰富多彩的活动，并且透过这些活动真正的到达完善自我，辐射他人的目的。靑年志愿者协会对我来说是一个洋溢着爱心与热情的大家庭，从那里，每个人都能得到帮忙他人的乐趣。
我向往这种乐趣，也相信自我有潜力创造出这份乐趣。着职责心的人，不怕苦不怕累，做事有条有理认真负责。是因为我还有一颗爱心，我曾是我们当地的一名义工经常参加各种志愿活动，有着丰富的工作经验。
所以，我能够胜任这份工作。也许我不是最优秀的，但我会是最负责的一个，也许我不是最聪明的，但我会是个更勤奋的一个。如果我能有幸加入，我定会秉承“全心全意为同学服务”的宗旨，勇于创新，锐意进取，用心而有效地来开展各项工作。期望能够给我这个从事志愿服务的'机会，我十分想带着我的热情加入靑年志愿者协会这个团结友爱的群众！
让我用“奉献点亮青春”！多谢！
我叫，是XX班的学生，我知道加入学生会需要一定的能力，我相信自己可以做好，我愿意用我时间来为大家服务，希望我能有这个荣幸。
我性格开朗，健谈，经常面带笑脸，喜欢以微笑待人，喜欢把自己的快乐与所有的人分享。
我的爱好广泛，喜欢旅行、听音乐、下棋、各种体育运动。
我是一个做事踏实、学*刻苦、有上进心的学生。
刚踏进大学，我就严格要求自己，立志要在大学生涯中有所成就，从全方面发展自己。
我也是一个追求完美的人，我知道世上没有十全十美的人存在，但我们可以往追求，往不断的向它靠拢，每一个人或多或少都有缺点，我把这些缺点比作一个无形的洞，我们都知道洞是可以填补的，就比如缺点也是可以改正的，这也就要我们怎样把这个洞一点一点填上，就是怎样一点一点完善自己。洞是无形的，就如人不会是十全十美，我们或许永远填不满这洞，就似乎人不会十全十美，也就正如学*，学*是无止境的。因此我要不断的填洞，不断的学*，不断的完善自己。所以，我选择了我所追求的，追求了我所选择的进学生会。
我积极参加了其它会议活动，得到了些许锻炼，在领导和师兄、师姐的教导下，我的思想素质有了进步；工作能力有了进步；文化函养有了提升；实践能力了有增强学*是无止境的，我要奋力拼搏，尽我的`最大努力往做到最出色。我真的很希望自己能够加入学生会，我也一定会做好。
各位同仁好！小女初长成，学得深闺中；课业语文马马虎虎，绝对数学一塌懵懂；承蒙大家关爱有佳，得以在此一展风姿，真是兴会兴会。
若您有兴与我畅谈大千宇宙世界，请不要摇头害臊，虽然放马来吧！
聊天软件，圆了万千网友们“无数次密切接触”的美梦。而每一个qq号码前面，都隐藏着一位极具特性的男女。他们或许是聊天高手，或许是初出茅庐的“菜鸟”，但相同的是，他们的qq材料引见，一样的极具特性与幽默天分。不信？那就看看下面的网友qq特性自我引见吧：陪人聊天，每字6毛，标点符号半价收费，千字以上打8折！
先付款，后聊天，款到即聊。看待非专业人士，偶不承当自动交谈义务。网络虚伪，若受伤、上当，偶不承当任何责任。
——幽默自我介绍演讲稿 (菁华3篇)
尊敬的老师、亲爱的同学们：
大家好！
一，基本情况
男，xx年出生（真实年龄决不瞒报），无婚史、现居。本人性格开朗，为人真诚，无不良嗜好（抽烟、偶尔和朋友小聚喝点但最多5瓶啤酒；也算情理之中），健康状况良好，各个部位都运作正常。xx省xx人。家中有瓦房二套，没车。事业有待发展。
二、优势分析
1、对人总是热情中带着真诚（不包括我的情敌）。
2、是老婆最好而且唯一的出气筒（只限两个人的时候）。
3、性格开朗、善良、理智和冲动并存的混合型选手，只分析问题，不用暴力解决问题（除老婆受伤害时）。
4、为人专一、一花一果型、可放心交出全部感情。我真的是好孩子！
三、劣势分析
1、想要钓金龟的女生请止步，虽然我也很想满足你们，但是我真的还没多少钱。
2、整天充满幻想的女孩也留步，生活不是童话故事，我是个只认现实不求虚幻的人。
3、如果我真的爱上你，我会对你很好，好到你想逃（努力改正中）。
4、想了半天我还只想到这几条。
5、最后一定要孝敬老人，善良热爱生活，要有进取心！身高（160左右，体重42—56KG左右，本人172，62KG）
谢谢大家！
尊敬的老师、亲爱的同学们：
大家好！
本人男性，就是非女性。
XX岁，身高XX米——穿着鞋的，暂时未婚。
重点本科——没考上，一般本科——差几分，所以只能混个大专了。
不过，表现还是很辉煌的'——小学就当过
班长，现为白领——就是穿着白衬衣，在一家跨国大公司上班——啃的鸡里擦桌子的，不过虽然是擦桌子的，但是待遇很优厚——如果不迟到或早退的话就能拿到足足800元耶），
我有房子——就是每月得缴租金，有车——环保的非机动车，存折和信用卡厚厚一摞——就是里面没啥钱。
我现在想找一个身材窈窕、貌美倾城、温柔可爱、知情达理、才华横溢、能力非凡之富家女子为妻，类似比尔盖茨的小女呀，巴非特的孙女呀之类的可以考虑。
那位笑什么笑什么？我知道你想放什么屁，你不是就想说我是天鹅想吃癞蛤—蟆吗？那有什么呀，谁让咱们这么心好呢！全当捐献善心吧。
哇考！谁仍的香蕉皮？我还是别说了吧，再说砖头就来了，我非被拍死不可！谢谢各位！
谢谢大家！
尊敬的老师、亲爱的同学们：
大家好！
大家好，我先自我介绍一下我性陈，名叫松，是一个很*常的男孩，胖胖的的脑袋瓜子，留着一头帅气的头发。
那浓浓的眉毛下嵌着一双炯炯有神的大眼睛。
那高高的鼻梁似乎没怎么引人注意，反而是那叽叽喳喳的大嘴巴惹人喜欢。
我现在虽上了五年级，但身高只有1。35米。
我正为我的身高烦恼呢。
我在班上算不上尖子生。
但要是比体育项目的，那我可就是名列前茅了。
（对不起，说得有些骄傲了）。我也是个“路见不*，拔刀相助”的人，只要朋友有难，我第一个冲过去帮助他，所以，我的知己才越来越多。
可能也正是这样，我忙帮多了，头脑昏了，帮的倒忙也越来越多。
记得那一次，由于语文考试成绩是差上加差，最多也只是90分。
老师大发雷霆，简直要置我们于死地，作业要我们把考卷（连短文）抄2遍。
这对于高年级的同学算小菜一碟，但对于我们这才3年级的同学那可是比上天还难。
但我在一个中午便把作业“OK”了，因为我有秘密武器。
晚上，我去我要好的同学小煜家，发现小煜还在抄，我急于和他玩，无奈之下，我把我的秘密武器透露给他了。
第一招：偷工减料：有些题故意漏抄。
第二招：二笔齐写：右手握两枝笔，效果翻倍，那是快马加鞭。
可真管用，小煜用了一小时，就搞定了。
我们俩沉浸在玩乐的欢愉中。
回家后，我还得意洋洋地对妈妈说：“妈妈，我用哥哥教我的绝招帮小煜把作业做完了。
”“去去去，别学你哥哥，你这样做作业，不但没记在脑袋里，而且，会养成坏*惯。
”我听了，便去小煜家，和他决心不再用这招。
第二天，没想到妈妈还不忘这事情，去告诉了老师，结果，我与小煜被狠狠的批评了一顿。
哎，倒霉真倒霉。
这就是我，一个普普通通的我，听了我的自我介绍，你们会喜欢我吗？
